|—||The War Doctor, The Day of The Doctor (via doctorwho)|
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
This is me
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say
romeo & juliet
the great gatsby
the hunger games
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
#AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING #SAMMY #SAMMY WHAT’S HAPPENING #WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
YOU TOOK A SAD MOMENT AND MADE IT FUNNY
YOU DID GOOD
Wait, Supernatural actually made something LESS depressing? O_O